Post by Chris_Wendt on Jan 14, 2011 5:56:36 GMT -5
This is a hold-over item from nicer weather...
There are now two (2) Big Toy playground installations at Wantagh Elementary...
- a smaller Big Toy to replace the previously larger Big Toy on Bunker Avenue
- a REALLY BIG Big Toy in the school yard behind the North Wing of the school.
There are small (I guess 3x5- or 4x6-inch) signs about eye level for adults giving age recommendations for children using either of these play sets, and requiring the presence of an adult when children want to use the Mammoth Big Toy. Unfortunately, there is no monitoring by the district of the use of this equipment, and, with the exception my my daughter and I, you would be hard pressed to ever find an adult present around that really, really BIG Big Toy.
Now the presence of my daughter and 2-year old granddaughter at the Gargantuan Toy is a wonderful case on-point. They were sent over there to the K-2 of Big Toys by school personnel who kicked my little granddaughter out of the little big toy area because the after school program was going to use the little big toy, and they played too rough for the little tykes from the neighborhood who also like to use the little big toy after school hours.
It was odd that the school person sent a 2-year old over to play on the Matterhorn of Big Toys, while keeping the rough-housing after school program kids at the teeny-weeny toy, but who are we to argue with school personnel about the use of school facilities?
Back to the message here:
Imagine yourself as a child of small stature, attended by a parent at the Kilimanjaro Toy rising above the plains. Now, climb the storming ladder and cross the Bridge on the River Kwai, heading to the top of the Victoria Falls slide (the really BIG slide). (No, it is not the really big slide that is the problem). Now, just after crossing the Bridge on the River Kwai, but before turning to your right and taking the plunge down Victoria Falls, imagine losing your footing or your balance for just a fraction of a second...
There, right smack in front of you, directly in line with the alignment of the Bridge on the River Kwai, is a HUGE opening in the ""protective"" railing, which GIGANTIC opening is meant to allow access to the Plains of Abraham to attack General Marquis de Montcalm and his French troops by scaling the mock rock wall, leading from the ground below toward that very attractive monstrous slide.
But, if you were too small a kid (like a 2-year old, or a 6-year old, or an 8 year old), or, were a misguided teenager hanging out there late at night, and you could not or did not scale the mock rock wall to reach the Crested Butte above, but instead had climbed the Dali Lama staircase and ran eagerly across the bridge like a young Indiana Jones, THEN you could all too easily fly right on out through that opening above the mock rock wall, become airborne for about 1.5 glorious seconds, and go crashing to earth, what, fifteen feet below?
Seriously though, serious injury or death could result from such a fall, even into that soft mushy smelly rubber crap all over the ground.
Oh, and while I am on the subject, I did mention teens there late at night and never with the requisite parents at any time...I had occasion early one evening to observe some lads ferreting around and digging in that soft, mushy smelly rubber crap, but like underneath elements of the Humongous Toy's structure. I thought this odd, and was especially curious at the ardor with which these lads dug and furrowed, seemingly searching desperately for something, and, upon seemingly finding the object of their quest, choosing not to reveal it in my presence. I had even offered to help dig, but my offer was spurned. After I left, they resurrected whatever contraband they had stashed under the soft, mushy, smelly rubber crap. It was growing dark and I could not really tell what treasure they had unearthed.
Anyhow, I have serious misgivings about the efficacy of that new BIG Big Toy installation at Wantagh El'.
Check it out.
Chris Wendt
There are now two (2) Big Toy playground installations at Wantagh Elementary...
- a smaller Big Toy to replace the previously larger Big Toy on Bunker Avenue
- a REALLY BIG Big Toy in the school yard behind the North Wing of the school.
There are small (I guess 3x5- or 4x6-inch) signs about eye level for adults giving age recommendations for children using either of these play sets, and requiring the presence of an adult when children want to use the Mammoth Big Toy. Unfortunately, there is no monitoring by the district of the use of this equipment, and, with the exception my my daughter and I, you would be hard pressed to ever find an adult present around that really, really BIG Big Toy.
Now the presence of my daughter and 2-year old granddaughter at the Gargantuan Toy is a wonderful case on-point. They were sent over there to the K-2 of Big Toys by school personnel who kicked my little granddaughter out of the little big toy area because the after school program was going to use the little big toy, and they played too rough for the little tykes from the neighborhood who also like to use the little big toy after school hours.
It was odd that the school person sent a 2-year old over to play on the Matterhorn of Big Toys, while keeping the rough-housing after school program kids at the teeny-weeny toy, but who are we to argue with school personnel about the use of school facilities?
Back to the message here:
Imagine yourself as a child of small stature, attended by a parent at the Kilimanjaro Toy rising above the plains. Now, climb the storming ladder and cross the Bridge on the River Kwai, heading to the top of the Victoria Falls slide (the really BIG slide). (No, it is not the really big slide that is the problem). Now, just after crossing the Bridge on the River Kwai, but before turning to your right and taking the plunge down Victoria Falls, imagine losing your footing or your balance for just a fraction of a second...
There, right smack in front of you, directly in line with the alignment of the Bridge on the River Kwai, is a HUGE opening in the ""protective"" railing, which GIGANTIC opening is meant to allow access to the Plains of Abraham to attack General Marquis de Montcalm and his French troops by scaling the mock rock wall, leading from the ground below toward that very attractive monstrous slide.
But, if you were too small a kid (like a 2-year old, or a 6-year old, or an 8 year old), or, were a misguided teenager hanging out there late at night, and you could not or did not scale the mock rock wall to reach the Crested Butte above, but instead had climbed the Dali Lama staircase and ran eagerly across the bridge like a young Indiana Jones, THEN you could all too easily fly right on out through that opening above the mock rock wall, become airborne for about 1.5 glorious seconds, and go crashing to earth, what, fifteen feet below?
Seriously though, serious injury or death could result from such a fall, even into that soft mushy smelly rubber crap all over the ground.
Oh, and while I am on the subject, I did mention teens there late at night and never with the requisite parents at any time...I had occasion early one evening to observe some lads ferreting around and digging in that soft, mushy smelly rubber crap, but like underneath elements of the Humongous Toy's structure. I thought this odd, and was especially curious at the ardor with which these lads dug and furrowed, seemingly searching desperately for something, and, upon seemingly finding the object of their quest, choosing not to reveal it in my presence. I had even offered to help dig, but my offer was spurned. After I left, they resurrected whatever contraband they had stashed under the soft, mushy, smelly rubber crap. It was growing dark and I could not really tell what treasure they had unearthed.
Anyhow, I have serious misgivings about the efficacy of that new BIG Big Toy installation at Wantagh El'.
Check it out.
Chris Wendt